Don’t like it? Change it. With Scissors!

zara fringed skirt You don’t get a divorce because your husband has a hairy back, right? I mean it’s not ideal but when it comes to love, the little things aren’t deal-breakers. Maybe your boyf/girlf (delete as appropriate) turns up to your birthday party wearing the world’s most offensive Hawaiian shirt and doesn’t even have the decency to be ironic about it. Have they ruined your photos of the event? Perhaps. Is this a dumping offence? Absolutely not. Read more on Don’t like it? Change it. With Scissors!…

HOW NOT TO BUY SH*T YOU DON’T NEED

Spending money We all like to treat ourselves. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. But there have been (many) times in my life when my spending has got a bit out of hand, compulsive even. At times like these, when I’m traipsing round yet another shop, wallet in hand, looking for the next mascara/top/fancy bag I so desperately need, I start to get a feeling that I’m a victim of something. Read more on HOW NOT TO BUY SH*T YOU DON’T NEED…

Wanna know what’s in my handbag?

what's in my handbag I travel pretty damn light. To the extent that the first time I stayed over at The Bee Eff’s house he commented on how little stuff I had, seeing as I am a girl and we tend to lug around a whole bunch cr*p the majority of the time. Not me though. If it’s possible to borrow pjs/toothpaste/makeup remover/deodourant/fresh pants from whomever you’re staying with, why haul them all the way across London with you? Read more on Wanna know what’s in my handbag?…